Fongubstan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, confident donkey.

Fongubstan created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fongubstan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fongubstan, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fongubstan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fongubstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.