Yokhomrot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive snail.

Yokhomrot created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokhomrot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yokhomrot, he will be mildly annoyed.

Yokhomrot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yokhomrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokhomrot.