Stragarfzod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent newt.

Stragarfzod created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragarfzod, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stragarfzod, it will be mildly annoyed.

Stragarfzod's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Stragarfzod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.