Flignurtpon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, contented lobster.

Flignurtpon created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Flignurtpon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flignurtpon, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flignurtpon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Flignurtpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near monkeys while wearing purple stockings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always stare at clouds.