Nanarfjad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful goblin.

Nanarfjad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanarfjad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nanarfjad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nanarfjad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nanarfjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must love Nanarfjad.

5. Do not laugh in public.