Wipnurzig Sabfossdag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered crow.

Wipnurzig Sabfossdag created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipnurzig Sabfossdag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wipnurzig Sabfossdag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wipnurzig Sabfossdag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wipnurzig Sabfossdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Wipnurzig Sabfossdag loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the west.