Rowikbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong crab.

Rowikbarn created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowikbarn, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rowikbarn, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rowikbarn's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rowikbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Rowikbarn in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never skip in holy places.