Weebothug is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental chinchilla.

Weebothug created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weebothug, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Weebothug, she will remove you from existence.

Weebothug's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Weebothug's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. You must love Weebothug.

3. Never sing in the presence of sharks.

4. Do not take Weebothug's name in vain.

5. Do not kill mice.