Nigdibrak is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow slug.

Nigdibrak created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nigdibrak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nigdibrak, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nigdibrak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nigdibrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must pray to Nigdibrak five times a day.