Fotmetsin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, passionate fox.

Fotmetsin created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotmetsin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotmetsin, it will come to you in dreams.

Fotmetsin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fotmetsin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Fotmetsin on top of important buildings.

2. You must pray to Fotmetsin five times a day.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Fast once a month.