Bidnuttfub is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing frog.

Bidnuttfub created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidnuttfub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bidnuttfub, he will not care at all.

Bidnuttfub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bidnuttfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.
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