Gessbessdin Yambudsab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise goat.

Gessbessdin Yambudsab created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessbessdin Yambudsab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gessbessdin Yambudsab, it will not care at all.

Gessbessdin Yambudsab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gessbessdin Yambudsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Never sing in the presence of moths.