Tipfabzakvil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing weasel.

Tipfabzakvil created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipfabzakvil, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tipfabzakvil, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tipfabzakvil's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tipfabzakvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. You must never eat onions.