Bombusjen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, emotional hummingbird.

Bombusjen created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bombusjen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bombusjen, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bombusjen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bombusjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about gravity near tortoises while wearing green shoes.

5. Never jump near doves.