Wikcindussog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring wombat.

Wikcindussog created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikcindussog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wikcindussog, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wikcindussog's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Wikcindussog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not leap in public.