Bagbisslop is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthinking armadillo.

Bagbisslop created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbisslop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bagbisslop, she will not care at all.

Bagbisslop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bagbisslop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Run away from green sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never talk about gravity near ducks while wearing fawn ear rings.

5. You must pray to Bagbisslop four times a day.