Nigvinsafdogkanlargdan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, idiotic rat.

Nigvinsafdogkanlargdan created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigvinsafdogkanlargdan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nigvinsafdogkanlargdan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nigvinsafdogkanlargdan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nigvinsafdogkanlargdan's Holy Commandments

1. Nigvinsafdogkanlargdan loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not take Nigvinsafdogkanlargdan's name in vain.