Budxenjon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing goat.

Budxenjon created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budxenjon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Budxenjon, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Budxenjon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Budxenjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed lots of bananas to eagles while wearing brown stockings.

5. Learn six new languages a year.