Jopcapyart is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident crocodile.

Jopcapyart created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopcapyart, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jopcapyart, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jopcapyart's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jopcapyart's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Jopcapyart.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near porpoises while wearing gray rings and balancing three lead spheres on your feet.

5. Do not drink alcohol.