Fligrippigzagjin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, moody mouse.

Fligrippigzagjin created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligrippigzagjin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fligrippigzagjin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fligrippigzagjin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fligrippigzagjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Never wear magenta shorts.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.