Bumbafhad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unselfish badger.

Bumbafhad created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bumbafhad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumbafhad, it will turn you into a frog.

Bumbafhad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bumbafhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Retreat if three otters approach from the south.

5. Never eat coconuts.