Rulltunbid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, idiotic squirrel.

Rulltunbid created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulltunbid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulltunbid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Rulltunbid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Rulltunbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rulltunbid.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rulltunbid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.