Renbifrutlun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair meerkat.

Renbifrutlun created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renbifrutlun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Renbifrutlun, it will turn you into a mole.

Renbifrutlun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Renbifrutlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. You must love Renbifrutlun.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.