Bugdussort is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful zebra.

Bugdussort created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdussort, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bugdussort, he will laugh at you.

Bugdussort's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bugdussort's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near ducks while wearing blue ear rings and balancing six platinum spheres on your back.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Worship no other gods but Bugdussort.