Natkimdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able ant.

Natkimdiss created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natkimdiss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natkimdiss, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Natkimdiss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Natkimdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Natkimdiss loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Put Natkimdiss first in all things.

3. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the south.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to music.