Ditxemyamfendub is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody salamander.

Ditxemyamfendub created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ditxemyamfendub, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ditxemyamfendub, it will turn you into a snail.

Ditxemyamfendub's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ditxemyamfendub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about special relativity near horses while wearing fawn hats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ditxemyamfendub.