Pasfobjam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, thoughtless gnu.

Pasfobjam created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasfobjam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pasfobjam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pasfobjam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pasfobjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.