Xenbisskam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered sheep.

Xenbisskam created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbisskam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xenbisskam, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Xenbisskam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Xenbisskam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Xenbisskam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never run in the presence of dolphins.