Gedzodfet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish jaguar.

Gedzodfet created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedzodfet, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gedzodfet, he will think nothing of it.

Gedzodfet's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gedzodfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look at planets.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the south.