Omttondun Cebrullquill is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, capable lion.

Omttondun Cebrullquill created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Omttondun Cebrullquill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Omttondun Cebrullquill, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Omttondun Cebrullquill's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Omttondun Cebrullquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never wear shoes.