Siddissxemvigyartzig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, two-faced otter.

Siddissxemvigyartzig created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siddissxemvigyartzig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Siddissxemvigyartzig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Siddissxemvigyartzig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Siddissxemvigyartzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Siddissxemvigyartzig's name in vain.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Never talk about dogs.