Jarnarnbap is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, awesome
hippopotamus.
Jarnarnbap created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jarnarnbap, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Jarnarnbap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Jarnarnbap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Jarnarnbap's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.
3. Never think about moons.
4. Do not leap in public.
5. Do not drink alcohol.