Taptunhogdudcenquart is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise shrew.

Taptunhogdudcenquart created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taptunhogdudcenquart, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Taptunhogdudcenquart, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Taptunhogdudcenquart's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Taptunhogdudcenquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Taptunhogdudcenquart.