Taptunhogdudcenquart is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise
shrew.
Taptunhogdudcenquart created water two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Taptunhogdudcenquart, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Taptunhogdudcenquart, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Taptunhogdudcenquart's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Taptunhogdudcenquart's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Worship no other gods but Taptunhogdudcenquart.