Wigominyokbarn Wikfebdit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring elephant.

Wigominyokbarn Wikfebdit created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Wigominyokbarn Wikfebdit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wigominyokbarn Wikfebdit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Wigominyokbarn Wikfebdit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wigominyokbarn Wikfebdit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wigominyokbarn Wikfebdit.

3. Never mention aardvarks.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.