Taploging is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective owl.

Taploging created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Taploging, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Taploging, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Taploging's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Taploging's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to eagles while wearing hats.

2. Do not take Taploging's name in vain.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Taploging in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Never talk about spacetime near tortoises while wearing mauve jumpers.