Cemtonken is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, uncaring
wren.
Cemtonken created Europe seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Cemtonken, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cemtonken, it will turn you into a hamster.
Cemtonken's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Cemtonken's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick sharks.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never hop in the presence of otters.
4. Hide if eight whales approach from the south.
5. Do not listen to music.