Dossxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic coyote.

Dossxuck created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossxuck, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dossxuck, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dossxuck's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dossxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Put Dossxuck first in all things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.