Bestlarnsatflapgumfotfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, calm fairy.

Bestlarnsatflapgumfotfom created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Bestlarnsatflapgumfotfom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bestlarnsatflapgumfotfom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bestlarnsatflapgumfotfom's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bestlarnsatflapgumfotfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near tapirs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.