Arncatbass is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, wise goose.

Arncatbass created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Arncatbass, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arncatbass, it will throw large rocks at you.

Arncatbass' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Arncatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to whales while wearing shoes.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear orange skirts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arncatbass.