Linsismum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful dingo.

Linsismum created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linsismum, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Linsismum, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Linsismum's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Linsismum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never paint your legs orange.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.