Ratafkad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow hamster.

Ratafkad created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Ratafkad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ratafkad, she will send you a sign.

Ratafkad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ratafkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Put Ratafkad first in all things.