Latnatfad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omniscient hippopotamus.

Latnatfad created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Latnatfad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Latnatfad, he will turn you into a slug.

Latnatfad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Latnatfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from violet nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Never feed strawberries to dolphins while wearing fawn boots.