Latnatfad is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, omniscient
hippopotamus.
Latnatfad created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Latnatfad, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Latnatfad, he will turn you into a slug.
Latnatfad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Latnatfad's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Hide from violet nematodes for they are unholy.
5. Never feed strawberries to dolphins while wearing fawn boots.