Yikjapcam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, confident coyote.

Yikjapcam created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikjapcam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yikjapcam, it will turn you into a frog.

Yikjapcam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yikjapcam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed lots of bread to shrews while wearing blue shoes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help sick birds.