Yikjapcam is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, confident
coyote.
Yikjapcam created oxygen nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yikjapcam, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Yikjapcam, it will turn you into a frog.
Yikjapcam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Yikjapcam's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never feed lots of bread to shrews while wearing blue shoes.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always help sick birds.