Gudcentag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional capybara.

Gudcentag created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudcentag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gudcentag, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gudcentag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gudcentag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Worship no other gods but Gudcentag.