Gudcentag is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional
capybara.
Gudcentag created dark energy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gudcentag, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gudcentag, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Gudcentag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Gudcentag's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Worship no other gods but Gudcentag.