Megkon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent penguin.

Megkon created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Megkon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Megkon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Megkon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Megkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Megkon's priests.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Never wear mauve shirts.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed wheat to capybaras while wearing purple scarves.