Hudpaktan Bidmadken is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, temperamental swan.

Hudpaktan Bidmadken created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudpaktan Bidmadken, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudpaktan Bidmadken, he will laugh at you.

Hudpaktan Bidmadken's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hudpaktan Bidmadken's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Hudpaktan Bidmadken on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Always look after injured swans.