Libyimwit is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, merciful
jaguar.
Libyimwit created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Libyimwit, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Libyimwit, it will turn you into a rat.
Libyimwit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Libyimwit's Holy Commandments1. Never eat spinach.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never mention ants.