Libyimwit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciful jaguar.

Libyimwit created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libyimwit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Libyimwit, it will turn you into a rat.

Libyimwit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Libyimwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never mention ants.