Sadgofmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking manatee.

Sadgofmeg created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadgofmeg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sadgofmeg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sadgofmeg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sadgofmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Sadgofmeg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Sadgofmeg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from gray squirrels for they are unholy.