Kipfodcat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain fish.

Kipfodcat created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipfodcat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kipfodcat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Kipfodcat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kipfodcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never feed peas to aardvarks while wearing shirts.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.