Sawrakgid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy pig.

Sawrakgid created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Sawrakgid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawrakgid, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Sawrakgid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sawrakgid's Holy Commandments

1. Sawrakgid loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Always help sick tapirs.